Television is to us ninjas what normal clothes are to lady gaga. They just don't fit together. There is one thing that is a universal loss to everyone and everything. Time. Why should elite ninja warriors like us waste our time looking at what we could be doing. That is more entertaining to us. Its also ninjaCode 4, "97% of the time it is better to do than to oversee." <(Translated to regular person terms). The world would be chaos if ninjas were lazy! So I must admit a guilty pleasure of ninjas. Grey's Anatomy. We never miss an episode! How cool is it to watch drama of that intensity!!! Oh our gosh! It is very satisfying to a hardworking Ninja to watch People with rectangular badges run around in an envelopment of adrenaline. We relate. But that is all.